| Radiozender | |
|---|---|
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| Futuro FM | |
| Genre | Dance en pop |
| Host | Dean France |
| Locatie | Anywhere, USA |
| GTA | |
| GTA2 (Zenders) | |
Futuro FM of Futuro Radio is een radiostation in Anywhere, USA, en is evenals Head Radio te horen in alle drie de districten van de stad. De zender wordt gesponsord door de Zaibatsu Corporation en is dan ook erg populair bij leden van deze gang.
Het zendstation bevindt zich in de buurt Zarelli in het Downtown District. In de missie "Radio Za-Za!" blaast Claude Speed de zendmast op in opdracht van de Loonies omdat mensen in de stad krankzinnig worden van de hypnotiserende muziek.
De host Dean France is misschien wel het meest populaire personage van GTA2. Velen noemen hem de 'Lazlow van GTA2'. Zijn droge uitspraken over hoe slecht het gaat met de wereld (in zijn ogen) maken het deze zender zeker waard om eens goed te beluisteren.
Playlist
- Reed -- L.E.D.
- Davidson -- All I Wanna Do
- Spangly Feet -- Dazed & Confuzed
- Stylus Exodus -- Toucan Pie
Tekst
| Slogan | "Live high, live through, live Zaibatsu..." |
|---|---|
| Intro | "It’s brutal, and inexcusable: Dean France, life, from rehab." |
| Dean France | "Er... This is me, Dean France, at Futuro FM, The hot-spot on your dail. We got the Top 100 coming up. And a free Futuro FM T-shirt for who-ever calls in at number 50, the first one to call." |
| Muziek | L.E.D. - Reed |
| Dean France | "So I was driving to work, the other day. I decided I needed some smokes to get me through, you know. So I pull over, park the car, go in the store, come out a minute later... The car is gone! Stolen! Fifth time this month! These people, these car thieves, joyriders... I tell you, I wish they all had one big neck, so I could put my hands around it, and choke the living life out of all of them all at once! Hey, here's a word from our sponsors..." |
| Orgasmobar reclame | |
| Vrouw | "Hmmm, cold, hard chocolate!" |
| Man | "Search after search of creamy caramel." |
| Vrouw | "Melts in your mouth..." |
| Man | "...and in your hand..!" |
| Vrouw | "Orgasmo bars of forbidden chocolate sensation! Oh, it’s huge!" |
| Man | "Bite more of then you can chew!" |
| Intro | "He's been around for a few days, but he still plays some hits; Dean France" |
| Slogan | "The Zaibatsu Corporation are friends of the good times." |
| Dean France | "Hey, kids and kiddies, remember: if you see that Zaibatsu van driving around town today, call in and win yourself a couple of tickets to the ball game this weekend." |
| Muziek | All I Wanna Do - Davidson |
| Dean France | "Have you ever concidered death? I know I hadn't untill a friend pointed out that it comes to us all. Now, we've got a competition in conjunction with our sponsors Zaibatsu. You could win yourself a five-star top-of-the-line-funeral! Absolutely free! No embaressed kids at the grave site. Stay tuned after the news for details." |
| Nieuws | |
| Man | "And now: the news!" |
| Jill Tasker | Hi, this is Jill Tasker, and I got your entertainment news! Some of the biggest names in radio are heading for Largo this evening. Johnny Ricardo and Jenny Jo Style will be in attendance. We’ll have Celina Farence for details, right after this." |
| Slogan | "Zaibatsu: helping you, to help yourself!" |
| Weerbericht | |
| Vrouw | "Polution is clouding over the city this evening, the CO-count is 12.1. This weather is brought to you by OxiPure; Please breath our world, not theirs." |
| Man | "Ah, that’s better." |
| Djinny reclame | |
| Man | "How you feeling? Not very happy? Stress and strain of everyday life grinding you down? Djinny’s a new herbal medicine from Krishna Medicine designed to aid you through everyday life. As an easy conversion to Krishna ways, Djinny can fulfil your lifetime wishes. For peace and unconditional love, straight from a bottle. Djinny: why have three wishes when you only need one?" |
| Intro | "Here’s you Oz-DJ: Dean France" |
| Dean France | "I tell you... Cops... They're everywhere these days... I-I-I can’t walk down the street without someone asking me for my ID. Some man in blue telling me: "Who are you?!" I'm Dean France, I don't need to show you my ID! I mean, cops everywhere, but is there ever a cop when you need one? No!" |
| Muziek | Dazed & Confuzed - Spangly Feet |
| Dean France | "I tell you, I'm sitting in this, er... radiostation, in the booth here, I'm surrounded by, er, what? Fifteen other people? Okay, but I am all alone. Is this a problem? Can somebody do something? That's all I ask for, a little help! But no! It's just me, in the booth..." |
| Muziek | Toucan Pie - Stylus Exodus |